He's Your Painkiller

Imagine this:

It's the distant 22nd century, and chaos has reigned over the earth for the last 150 years. Like a monster, the destroyer of worlds flew over the sky, like a banshee, screaming terrifyingly over the world.

Faster than a bullet,
Terrifying scream,
Enraged and full of anger, he's half man and half machine,
Rides the metal monster,
Breathing smoke and fire,
Closing in with vengeance, soaring high!

He is the Painkiller,
This is the Painkiller!

But then, out of the smoke and ashes, came a similar being, riding his own chariot. However, this one was different. He looked holy, almost God-like, and he went after the destroyer, and they fought the great fight. Bloodshed and hate was the only thing that could be felt.

Planet's devastated,
Mankind on it's knees,
A savior comes for out the skies in answers to their pleas,
Through boiling clouds of thunder,
Blasting bolts of steel,
Evil's going under deadly wheels!

He is the Painkiller,
This is the Painkiller!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Faster than a laser bullet,
Louder than an atom bomb,
Chromium plated boiling metal,
Brighter than a thousand suns!

The innocent citizens (and even the bloodthirsty criminals) stopped what they were doing, and simply watched the destructive fighting, destroying almost every structure in sight. A child asked his mother, "Who's the good guy?"

His mother simply replied, "He's the painkiller, my baby boy, and he's come to save us all."

Flying high on rapture,
Strong and free and brave,
Nevermore en-captured, they've been brought back from the grave,
With mankind resurrected,
Forever to survive,
Returns for Armageddon to the skies!

He is the painkiller,
This is the painkiller,
Wings of steel painkiller,
Deadly wheels painkiller!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

He is the painkiller,
This is the painkiller,
He is the painkiller,
This is the painkiller,
Pain, Pain, Killer, Killer,
Pain, Pain, Killer, Killer!

After the killing ended, the Painkiller, stood there, victoriously, sitting there, wielding the blade of heroes. The humans praised him as a God, but he then spoke to quell their worship:

"NO. I AM NOT YOUR GOD. HOWEVER, I AM AN ANGEL, SENT FROM ABOVE! I'VE COME TO SAVE YOUR WORLD FROM THIS CHAOTIC TORMENTOR. HOWEVER, HE WAS SENT BY THE DEVIL TO SHOW HUMANS THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS. I BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE SUFFERED LONG ENOUGH. FAREWELL, HUMANS."

They watched in awe as the Painkiller descended up to the Heavens, and knew now not to screw up their world again, or else the Destroyer would come back to kill them.

He... is... the Painkiller~~~~~~~~~~~~ PAIN!!!

Well, that's the end of it. Make sense now? Moral: Take care of your world, or else...